For The Lack of Recaps – 8/18/12

Cole Hamels pitched pretty damn well. Ryan Braun continues to murder us. And Papelbon just keeps being awesome in multiple-inning saves.

None of it really matters though, because I’m setting off at 8 AM tomorrow. I’ll be moved into Brooklyn by the end of the night.

I’ve got too much on my mind tonight to deal with sports. Sorry, guys.