That Was Painful. – Brewers 6, Phillies 2

Please stop being hurt, Vance. I’ll buy you some ice cream.

Basically what the title said. Vance Worley went I forget how many but it was certainly less than five (YET AGAIN) 4.2 innings, and the defense was your typical 2012 Phillies defense. Oh and Chase Utley hit a sweet-ass double.

Brevity is the soul of wit, so…yeah, fuck this. Juuuuuuuuuust fuck it. Can one of our pitchers just throw a 95mph fastball right at Ryan Braun’s face already?