Juan Pierre: Speed demon of the basepaths.

Despite his recent offensive struggles, Juan Pierre never fails to impress while running the bases. Whether it’s a stolen base, rushing to claim three bags when he should’ve only gotten two, or his Usain Bolt-esque hustle (god I hate that word, but it’s legitimately applicable here) to win the game yesterday afternoon, Pierre is a machine on the diamond. His arm is akin to a wet mop, but his speed is like that of a Jedi Knight in the midst of a duel.

Oh, and he’s still hitting over .300. What a surprisingly non-terrible signing he turned out to be.